Bullish since the top

Delusional Bulls

Delusional Bull

Down 90%? Still bullish. — On Robinhood Chain

The Delusion

Six rules every delusional bull lives by

01

The dip is a gift.

Red candles are the market personally handing you a discount. Say thank you.

02

Selling is illegal.

Not legally. Spiritually. There is no exit strategy because there is no exit.

03

Zoom out.

Chart looks bad on 1m? Try 1D. Still bad? Try 1W. Still bad? Close the chart.

04

We are early.

Always. Forever. Regardless of price, time, or evidence to the contrary.

05

Bears are seasonal.

Bulls are eternal. That's just biology, look it up.

06

Robinhood Chain.

Launched on pons family. Paired with hopium. Fully diluted optimism.

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